Warning: This Halloween costume line is not for the faint of heart. These are exactly what they sound like, cheap Halloween costumes for adults, and we mean cheap.
You’re the type of gent or lady who knows that they’re going to absolutely obliterate their Halloween costume in the process of getting absolutely obliterated, and we’re here to help you on that journey.
This collection of adult banana costumes, sexy hot dog Halloween costumes, peach and eggplant emoji costumes, and way more cheap men's and women's Halloween costumes are made for one purpose and one purpose only, to ensure that you don’t have to worry about the unimportant part of Halloween and knock off years of your life crafting the “perfect” Halloween costume that will inevitably be destroyed, and allow you to enjoy the best part of Halloween, and stumble around asking everyone at the party if they want to peel your banana.
You’re too drunk to care, and that’s the way you like it. Nothing special, just a cheap adult costume for you to destroy.
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