Some people may be asking themselves, why would Shinesty make something as understated as solid colored boxers? And all of us here at the company are happy to listen to those concerns and promptly ignore them.
The most iconic looks of all time have been "understated". Zuckerberg's plain t-shirt, Jobs' turtleneck, the Plain White T's....plain white t's. But tech billionaires and one hit wonders aside, this collection of solid boxers says "I don't give one tepid damn about anything other than my comfort, my boys, and my seed". And, if that isn't what we build this company on then mark my grave that I didn't live life to the fullest. Amen.