Show Your Team Pride in Niner Nation with San Francisco 49ers Gear.
Full candor: as we were divvying up writing duties for these NFL team descriptions, our intern Lyle insisted that we give this one to his great-great-uncle whose grandfather was a gold prospector during the 1849 rush. So while you’ve hit the bottom of this page and have seen 49ers gear that will make you the best-dressed every Sunday, we really couldn’t tell you what’s ahead for the next few paragraphs. If anything, you should just scroll back up to the San Francisco 49ers apparel above, purchase the goods and go about your day. Having said that, here’s Lyle’s great-great-uncle:
“What in the absolute tarnation is going on here? A 49ers suit? There aren’t even any water waders on this page. How do you expect to find yella dressed to the tens in some flashy, 49ers tailgate outfits? And where are the pans? Y’all got yourself a real bush-league operation round these parts. Now wheel me back to the stream, Lyle, I’m sick of staring at this darn-tootin’ screen with its magic, worldwide web googlezbox.”
I think it’s safe to say that if you don’t buy some of the 49ers gear you see here, Lyle’s internship is about to come to an end.
The Best 49ers Outfits for Tailgating
Listen, we know how expensive it is to live in San Francisco. Rent for a 50-foot studio apartment with a bucket for a bathroom is enough to make Ebenezer Scrooge completely disregard those three ghosts he had a wild night with back in the day.
That’s why the 49ers gear you see here is anything but expensive. In fact, we dare you to find a 49ers suit as high-quality-yet-reasonably-priced as the one you see before you.
We also know how competitive 49ers tailgates can be. Tons of Silicon Valley bros, decked in the usual San Francisco 49ers apparel, chatting about their angel investors who just went in on another round of funding with a….I’m sorry, I’m not in tech. Not sure what else Silicon Valley bros talk about, to be honest. What I do know is that the 49ers gear above will make you look better than them. So you got that going for you, which is nice.