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Welcome to the newest of the new, the crème de la crème, the chef’s special if you will. This collection of hot products exclusively features our newest released items for your viewing and purchasing pleasure. Whether you’re a day one stan or you’re brand new to our weird family, you’re sure to find something hot off the press right here. I have no doubt that you can find a pair of Ball Hammocks® or women’s underwear that will tickle you pink. Our designers take their jobs very seriously. That’s why you may find prints that show inanimate objects fornicating, lude gestures and generally rowdy designs. Let their artwork grace your undercarriage. On top of undies, you may stumble upon a fresh suit, a matching dress, a pair of retro sunglasses, maybe a ski onesie, some cozy pajamas, men’s athletic shorts, fur coats and even flowy Hawaiian shirts. So go ahead and stroll down our metaphorical aisles, let something new catch your eye, and take it home tonight (or in 5-7 business days).