Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts! Shinesty is here to bring you men's vintage-style and retro shorts from the 80s and 90s, American flag shorts, neon shorts and USA swimwear, plus much more. And to clarify, there is no such thing as "too short" when it comes to the length of your thigh hiders. Other companies will tell you that a 5" inseam is passable, but we're here to take it to the next level chopping an extra half inch off our shortest pair to give those quads a breath of fresh air.