Out Muscle and Out Hustle in Colts Gear!
Of all of the great American cities that end in "-polis", none are more synonymous with speed, excitement, and all-around athletic excellence than Indianapolis, Indiana. Likewise, of all of the great vacations I've taken, none were more synonymous with speed, excitement, and all-around athletic excellence than my trip up the road to the outskirts of Indianapolis to visit it's world-renowned Caricature Museum.
I remember how nervous I was when I pulled into the strip mall where the museum was set up that month. As any seasoned caricature subject will tell you, when you know you're going to sit in front of the best in the world you always and I mean always put your best foot forward. That's why I was wearing my Colts gear. There was no way that my fandom was going to be left off of the masterpiece I was about to sit down for. As I walked up the door, I wondered how my Colts clothing would look in glorious exaggerated 2D.
It turned out the strip mall closed six years before I made it out there. Also, there never was a Caricature Museum. Thankfully, my Indianapolis Colts gear was real and for that, I'm thankful.
Show Your Indy Team Spirit in Fun & Unique Indianapolis Colts Clothing
"Well Nadine, now that the main course has been served, maybe you'd like to let us in on why you invited us here tonight," said Richard wiping his mouth with an expensive napkin.
"And why you asked us to wear our Colts gear!" added Judith.
"Oh it's simple darlings - I thought we could try and summon some team spirit after the dessert course! Won't that be just delightfully macabre? Speaking of..." Nadine snapped her fingers and with the efficiency of an all-time great Colts offense, two men also in Colts clothing had the table cleared, ladyfingers with cream and coffee served, and a crystal ball placed in its center.
"Now, we dim the lights and hold hands," said Nadine.
The room got dark, and inside the crystal ball, an eerie blue light began to glow. It had arrived. Team Spirit.
"Hey. Very cool Indianapolis Colts gear," it said. "GoooOOOOoood-bye."