American Flag, USA, and Red White & Blue Dresses and Skirts
Let’s be perfectly honest here. The moment you slip one of these American Flag dresses on, you’ve already signed a binding contract with yourself to get rip roarin’ drunk and ideally be promptly thrown out of the TGI Friday’s which you’ve now absolutely torn apart, from the margs to the loaded potato skins. Why? Because you’re a gawd damn American, and these patriotic dresses can open up doors you never thought possible, we’re talking Chili’s, Applebee’s, Red Robin, hell you can even turn over an IHOP if you’ve got the lady balls to bring a mini fridge worth of shooters in your red, white, and blue bra. What I’m trying to say is, I’m really hungry right now, could use some cheap drinks, and help yourselves to some stars and stripes dresses.