90s Hats & Caps

 Look at it. You're the captain now. No more pink eye because you've made  your way  up the totem. You've dove and you've dove deep. Sometimes too deep, but that's all in a butt snorkeler's line of work. It comes with the territory when you're digging for gold in the booty. You go down with the ship no matter what, even if there is a quartet playing the cello, violin, and a few other string instruments like in  Titanic .  
 Don't wear this hat if you're shy. Don't even look at it because you're telling the world you're a diver. A diver of the anus. That's enough weight on your shoulders to sink the unsinkable - the Boston Whaler. Snorkels up. 
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 The best hat you never knew existed!  
  Hand embroidered brim by Poseidon himself (The God of the Seas)    
  Be the Captain of your own Snorkel expeditions!  
  Brand: Butt Snorkeler  
 
 

Capt. Phillips | Butt Snorkeler Black And Gold Snapback Hat

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 Some have been fooled by our  dong sarongs , others by our raunchy line of  summer swimwear . Still, more have been misled by the unapologetic display of the male body in its purest form. It happens a lot. Fine young men and women mistake our zealously positive body image and elaborate use of  sexualized advertisements  as the makings of a Brazzers featured flick. To clarify, we made this red Shinesty snapback to inform everyone that, despite what you might think, we are not a porn site. You'll have to wait until next year for that. Or just DM us for nudes and we'll sneak one out for ya.  
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 Nylon, mid-height grandpa structured 5-panel pinch crown 
 Flat bill, 5mm rope feature, classic snapback 
 One size fits y'all 
 Designed in Boulder, Co by Jessica J.  
 

We're Not A Porn Site | Shinesty Snapback Hat

 Two of the world's most frequented sites have teamed up to create the single most uplifting dad hat of all time. Introducing the Comment Section Shinesty dad hat, because if you aren't reading the comment section on Pornhub.com you're missing out on the greatest content on the interweb.  
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 Black high-cut Dad Hat 
 Adjustable back with metal clip strap 
 Embroidered Logo 
 Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Comment Sections | Shinesty Black Dad Hat

Is that a 3-day weekend I smell? An extra day for debauchery with friends, extra beverages, more time to sleep in, and no Sunday scaries in sight? That's right. Snag this retro inspired hat and get the weekend going.
 Product Details  
 
 Nylon, mid-height grandpa hat 
 Structured 5-panel pinch crown 
 Flat bill, 5mm rope feature, classic snapback 
 One size fits y'all 
 Designed in Boulder, Co by Dain W. 
 

The Long Weekend | Retro American Flag Patch Rope Hat

 This retro hat's claim to fame was two summers ago when it got some air time at a Rockies game. One of our warehouse folks had it on backwards which is totally fine, buuuuut he was shading his eyes with his hand. Like c'mon, that's what a snapback hat is for... to shade the sun. You could have freed up your hand to pound a $14 beer. Plus, the TV time gave us zero PR because the Shinesty logo on this USA snapback was facing away from the camera. I'm pretty sure the Rockies lost that game so basically, it was a lose-lose-lose. 
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 Nylon, mid-height grandpa structured 5-panel pinch crown 
 Flat bill, 5mm rope feature, classic snapback 
 One size fits   y'all 
 Designed in Boulder, Co by Jessica J.  
 
 
  

The Snap Is Back | Shinesty Retro USA Hat

 You're probably thinking "This Johnny Appleseed looking winter trapper hat looks nothing like the helmet young Zetterberg wears everytime the Red Wings lay a beating on the Blackhawks", and you are absolutely correct, though I'd argue it provides equally as much protection from the ice. This men's Red Wings trapper hat is, however, worthy of a spot atop Blashill's dome during halftime reports with Fox Sports, and that's enough for us to slap it on the site. Did we mention it's reversible? Well, you bet yer ass it is. This baby goes from sleigh rides with Susan to full fledge Michigan maniacs with a simple flick of the wrist.  
   
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 One size fits all, reversible  
 Hockey sock shell: cotton/polyester blend 
 Polar fleece lining: 100% polyester 
 Officially licensed by NHL 
 
  

90s Hats & Caps

Capt. Phillips

Butt Snorkeler Black And Gold Snapback Hat

We're Not A Porn Site

Shinesty Snapback Hat

The Comment Sections

Shinesty Black Dad Hat

The Long Weekend

Retro American Flag Patch Rope Hat

The Snap Is Back

Shinesty Retro USA Hat

The Detroit Red Wings

NHL Trapper Hat