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LA FLAMA BLANCA DRESS SUIT BY OPPOSUITS

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The name's derived from the man with an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fuggin scientist - Kenny Powers aka La Flama Blanca. 

This white suit makes you play real sports like baseball because you're not trying to be the best at exercising. 

Now GFTO, "I'm going to SHABOOMS!"

The end. Cut to black. The audience goes 'effin apeshit.

Most importantly, high school students listen up; an all white prom suit will let the opposite sex know that you're here to illegally drink* and chew bubble gum, and you're all out of bubble gum.

*I do not condone underage drinking, but the drink of choice at my prom was whiskey.

  • Some real men have curves, some are thin as rails. Mix and match any size jacket with any size pant…only at Shinesty.
  • Material: 100% Polyester, 200% Awesome
  • Model is wearing size US 40 Jacket and 32" Waist Pant
  • Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress pants, and tie
  • Brand: Opposuits

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The name's derived from the man with an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fuggin scientist - Kenny Powers aka La Flama Blanca. 

This white suit makes you play real sports like baseball because you're not trying to be the best at exercising. 

Now GFTO, "I'm going to SHABOOMS!"

The end. Cut to black. The audience goes 'effin apeshit.

Most importantly, high school students listen up; an all white prom suit will let the opposite sex know that you're here to illegally drink* and chew bubble gum, and you're all out of bubble gum.

*I do not condone underage drinking, but the drink of choice at my prom was whiskey.

Product Details +

  • Some real men have curves, some are thin as rails. Mix and match any size jacket with any size pant…only at Shinesty.
  • Material: 100% Polyester, 200% Awesome
  • Model is wearing size US 40 Jacket and 32" Waist Pant
  • Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress pants, and tie
  • Brand: Opposuits
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any size jacket

+ any size pants

no extra cost

ONLY AT SHINESTY

The name's derived from the man with an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fuggin scientist - Kenny Powers aka La Flama Blanca. 

This white suit makes you play real sports like baseball because you're not trying to be the best at exercising. 

Now GFTO, "I'm going to SHABOOMS!"

The end. Cut to black. The audience goes 'effin apeshit.

Most importantly, high school students listen up; an all white prom suit will let the opposite sex know that you're here to illegally drink* and chew bubble gum, and you're all out of bubble gum.

*I do not condone underage drinking, but the drink of choice at my prom was whiskey.

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