The Make Them Purr
Tiger Print Suit Pants
It's an anomaly how something so outrageous like orange striped tiger pants can make onlookers purr like a kitten in heat. It's like Tony the Tiger if he were the poster boy for Marlboro Reds and KY instead of pushing some sugary cereal. Sound good? Hell no, with the amount of tail tapping this baby maker manifests, it's more than good, it's fuggin great. Just ask Will Ferrell in "Kicking and Screaming" circa '05 if you don't believe me.