EXTRA LUCKY | ST. PATRICK'S DAY SHAMROCK FLIGHT SUIT

Once upon a St. Patrick's Day, we made the unforgivable mistake of calling a four leaf clover a "shamrock." After an overabundance of leprechaun rights activists and green beer enthusiasts took it upon themselves to inform us that four leaves is too fecking many leaves for a true Irish shamrock, we vowed to never commit such an embarrassing faux pas again. But then we came to our senses and remembered we don't let nobody tell us how to do nothin'. So you say a four leaf shamrock doesn't exist? Boom. Now it does. Right here on this flight suit. Extra leaves, extra long zipper, extra lucky.