If a 90s bowling alley carpet and a canister of radioactive spray paint had a beautiful, chaotic baby, it would be The Park Rat. This men’s neon spray design retro ski onesie is for the guy who doesn’t just hit the terrain park—he owns the lease on it. While every other "serious" skier is dressed in somber shades of charcoal and mid-life regret, you’ll be cutting through the lift line like a neon glitch in the Matrix. This isn't just a retro one-piece ski suit; it’s a high-visibility insurance policy against being forgotten. Whether you're stomping a landing or yard-saleing directly under the chairlift, this 90s-inspired neon ski outfit ensures that even if your skills are a work in progress, your presence is a masterpiece. Skiing is the easy part—the hard part is keeping a straight face when strangers ask if you’re a professional athlete or a time-traveling rave promoter.