THE POSEIDON | TEAL MIRRORED PIT VIPER SUNGLASSES

Now that teal Pit Viper sunglasses are bigger than cable television and/or drugs, everybody is trying to get up in their slacks. Even that grumpy ole trident-wielding bastard, beseeching the boys to name a pair of teal pit vipers after him. We don't know if Poseidon parties, but these polarized Pit Vipers definitely do. With great power, comes great responsibility?