Kiss Me There
Mistletoe Ball Hammock® and Thong Pack
In an effort to both prevent accidental poisoning this holiday season and encourage September birthdays, we present you with a set of his and hers matching undies with a strategically placed, non-poisonous mistletoe print. There's never been a better way to ask for what you want this Christmas, even if it lands you on the naughty list.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.