I don't know much about the Minnesota Wild, but I do know Clay Clutterbuck has one of the sneakiest staches in the game. Now, onto the Minnesota Wild onesie.
First, it has a crapper flap and a front zipper so you never need to take this thing off for the entirety of the NHL season. Two, it's officially licensed, so when you resell this thing on Craigslist or pass it down to future generations, you can say it's officially licensed and you won't be lying about it. If you're a Zamboni driver for the Wild, give us a shout and we'll give you one for free.