Getcha one of these onesies and get as cozy as physically possible without turning into an actual sloth. Instead, just pretend like you are one while wearing this onesie and slowly rotating your body along the plush couch to avoid bed sores. You may have thought that onesie pajamas were just made for babies, but oh were you WRONG. Get an adult onesie and remember what true comfort feels like. Embrace the sloth inside of you, you know you want to.