The Damn You're Grizzled
Grizzly Bear Shirt
If you ever get the chance to be on the obscure SNL gameshow "Who's More Grizzled?" this is, without question, the shirt you should wear. Before you even answer any questions about war, hard times, dead wives, ailments, or bear attacks, your opponents will be able to tell by your fearsome attire that you've lost too many friends to make new ones, giving you a leg up on that prize of salted meats and a bottle of Rebel Yell.