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Being invited to spend the holidays with a significant other's side of the family is essentially the same as being invited to partake in the act of Christmas sex at their parents' house. Maybe it's the laundry room, maybe it's the upstairs half bath, but probably it's their childhood bedroom, which has now been turned into a "craft room" and is littered with scrapbooking materials and in-progress quilts. Just watch out for sewing needles, and don't forget to lock the door.

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  • 100% mid-weight polyester crepe
  • Inspired by the classic DVF wrap dress, classic fitted style
  • Elastic cuff in sleeve, easily adjustable 
  • Pockets. You're welcome.
  • Above the knee skirt, tie waist
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
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