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Indeed, a bear does shit in the woods, but do you know what else they do in there? That's right, and now you too can answer all the ways that nature calls when you're outfitted in the sexual fortitude of our bear print stretch flannel shirt. The flannel stretch fabric enhances all stages of hibernating with that female you've been following for the past 9 days to keep the other males away until she finally warms up to you. As far as that other thing goes, just make sure you dig a little hole first and maybe use that front pocket for some napkins or something. 

Product Details

  • 59% Tencel, 38% Cotton, 3% Spandex
  • 3% stretch for comfort like you've never had before
  • Corduroy lining on placket, cuffs, chest pockets, and beer pocket
  • Hand pockets, chest pockets, and a beer pocket for maximum storage
  • Model in studio is 6', 200lbs, and wearing size Large
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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