BEAR OF THE WOODS | LONG SLEEVE BUTTON DOWN

Indeed, a bear does shit in the woods, but do you know what else they do in there? That's right, and now you too can answer all the ways that nature calls when you're outfitted in the sexual fortitude of our bear print stretch flannel shirt. The flannel stretch fabric enhances all stages of hibernating with that female you've been following for the past 9 days to keep the other males away until she finally warms up to you. As far as that other thing goes, just make sure you dig a little hole first and maybe use that front pocket for some napkins or something.