THE CLINTON BODY CONDOM | AMERICAN FLAG ADULT ONESIE

We nicknamed this USA onesie Clinton's Full Body Condom because A) you're only going to want to take it off once things get steamy B) It'll hold back anything, including farts, that may expel from your bod-bod C) It's full body protection you'll actually want to use and D) you'll have to hide the sexual relations you have with it, it's that soft. Don't be ashamed to spend 25/7 in this American flag onesie, it's not going anywhere just like Bill Clinton's delightfully decrepit face.