Funny St. Patrick's Day Shirts

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*read in infomercial voice*. Tired of spending thousands on fancy St. Patricks day shirts just to have them wrecked by boozed up leprechauns trying to steal your gold? Sick of those messy beer stains ruining your beloved St. Patricks day shirts? Are you not a fan of the holiday to begin with? Fear not! Introducing the greenest place on earth (besides Colorado and Washington), our collection of funny St. Patrick's day shirts. We stepped up our game when we designed these babies, and you won't find anything like this at your local Walmart. You'll find only the most hilarious collection of women's St. Patrick's Day shirts and men's St. Patrick's Day shirts that will keep you from a pinching but won't keep you from a touching. You heard it here first.

Beer-friendly St. Paddy's Shirts

Saint Patty's day was invented by the Irish, and commandeered by us: the large and proud population of recreational drinkers. These St. Patrick's Day shirts are the perfect companion for your upcoming celebrations filled with green beer and corned beef. If you're looking for a simple graphic tee like some of these men's St. Patrick's day shirts, you will be thoroughly pleased with our selection. Maybe you need one of these women's St. Patrick shirts to match that tee? We've got you covered. But I've gotta tell you, my favorite type of St. Patrick's Day shirts are these beverage pocket Hawaiians. These high quality and trendy men's and women's St. Patty's Day shirts feature a built-in beer pocket, so you can always keep a cold one close by. Get yourself one of these St. Patty's patterned shirts that are bound to turn heads at your St. Patrick's day party. Grab a drinking shirt, grab a friend, grab a green beer, and get to celebrating with us this St. Patrick's day.

A Few Spills Won't Hurt Our Shirts

A little party never killed nobody, and there's no sense in crying over...spilled green beer. That's how the old Irish saying goes, right? Well anyway, these St. Patrick's Day shirts were built for partying and drinking. That's why they don't mind if you spill on them. This beverage holiday season, get one of these men's St. Patrick's day shirts to party the day away. Get your group accounted for with matching women's St. Patrick shirts. Take a little looksie at our funny St. Patrick's day shirts. If you don't like what you see, well, then you have poor taste. (Just kidding. Kinda.) Take your pick of these St. Patrick's Day shirts before they're gone.