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Red Swimsuits

Red bathing suits solve a lot more problems than you might think. Eating a hot dog and spill ketchup? A red swimsuit will hide that right away. Running by the pool and you fall and break everything? Not to worry, bright red bathing suit here to save the day. Need a third example of why you'd need a red bikini? Go ask your mom. This has been a red bathing suit PSA.

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Haltered State Of Mind | American Flag Bikini

Haltered State Of Mind | American Flag Bikini

$49.99
Women's red USA bikini top

Block Party Banger | Sporty Red Scoop Bikini Top

$49.99
J's On My Teets | Red USA Jersey One Piece Swimsuit

J's On My Teets | Red USA Jersey One Piece Swimsuit

$59.99
USA struped one piece swimsuit

Lifeguard On Duty | Red & Navy Stripe One Piece

$59.99
Australian flag swim brief

The Aussies | Australian Flag Swim Briefs

$39.99 $44.99
Women's Matching USA American Flag Bikini

The American Dream | Red Stars Bikini Bottom

$29.99
Bald Eagle Swim Brief

The Franky Freedom | America's Bald Eagle Swim Brief

$19.99
Red white and blue swim trunks

The Reagans | Men's American Flag Patch Swim Trunks

$59.99
USA swim pack

The Reagans | American Flag Swim Trunk & One Piece Pack

$119.98
red and black checkered bodysuit

The Red & Black Lumberjack | Buffalo Check One Piece

$59.99
american flag one piece swimsuit

The Reagans | American Flag One Piece Swimsuit

$59.99
Men's red buffalo check swim brief

The Lumbersexual | Buffalo Check Swim Brief

$39.99
American flag swim brief

Unsurpassed Summer Ass | American Flag Swim Briefs

$39.99
USA Sunglasses Quickshop Icon CHECK THIS OUT

The Fly Bys | American Flag 80s Visor Sunglasses

$39.99
Block Party Banger | Sporty Red Scoop Bikini Bottoms

Block Party Banger | Sporty Red Scoop Bikini Bottoms

$29.99
The Slam Dunk bikini bottoms

The Slam Dunk | USA Team Bikini Bottom

$29.99
scoop neck usa bikini top

The Slam Dunk | USA Team Scoop Neck Bikini Top

$49.99
The Queen B Budweiser bikini top

The Queen B | Budweiser Bikini Top

$59.99
USA Women's Stars Bikini

The American Dream | Blue Stars Bikini Top

$49.99
nascar checkered bodysuit

The Shake N Bake | Checkered Flag One Piece Swimsuit

$59.99
blood splatter sexy one piece swimsuit

The American Psycho | Blood Splatter One Piece Swim Bodysuit

$39.99
nutcracker one piece swim suit

The Wooden Soldier | Nutcracker Holiday One Piece Swim Suit

$44.99 $59.99
one piece women's swimsuit

The First Over Lasts | Striped One Piece

$59.99
Jaws one piece bathing suit

Feeding Frenzy | Shark One Piece Swimsuit

$59.99
USA pattern one piece swimsuit

The Decider | Women's USA Flag Eagle One Piece

$59.99
The Double Es one piece

The Double Es | Eagle One Piece Swimsuit

$59.99
Miss american lager one piece

The Miss American Lager | Budweiser One Piece Swimsuit

$59.99 $69.99
Fire flame one piece swimsuit

Highly Flammable | Fire Check One Piece

$59.99
Women's Official Retro Budweiser Swimsuit

This Bud's on You | Budweiser One Piece Swimsuit

$69.99
Presidential swim brief swimsuit for men

Thanks, Obama | Presidential Swim Brief

$39.99 $44.99
Presidential swim brief swimsuit for men

George's Bush | Presidential Swim Brief

$39.99 $44.99
Presidential swim brief swimsuit for men

The Gipper Dipper | Presidential Swim Brief

$39.99
Presidential swim brief swimsuit for men

The Slick Willy | Bill Clinton Presidential Swim Brief

$39.99
American flag eagle swim brief for men

The Deciders | American Flag Eagle Swim Brief

$39.99
USA denim swim brief

The Chattahoochee Daddy | Denim Print USA Swim Brief

$39.99
The Hot Dongs swim brief

The Hot Dongs | Hot Dog Print Swim Brief

$39.99
Texas flag swim brief

The Lone Star | Texas Flag Swim Briefs

$39.99
the ranch hand denim pattern swim brief

The Ranch Hand | Western Denim Printed Swim Brief

$39.99
The Shock and awesome eagle swim briefs

The Shock and Awesome | Explosion Eagle Swim Briefs

$39.99
The Bud Diesels | Budweiser Swim Trunk

The Bud Diesels | Budweiser Swim Trunk

$69.99
Texas Flag Swim Trunks

The Ten Gallon | Texas Flag Swim Trunks

$59.99
 Red Patriotic Eagle Swim Trunks

The Freedom Chickens | USA Eagle Swim Trunks

$59.99
American Flag Eagle Pocket USA Swim Trunks

The New Reagans | Eagle Pocket USA Swim Trunks

$59.99
The Slam dunk swim trunks

The Slam Dunk | USA Basketball Swim Trunks

$59.99
the BYOB natural light swim trunks

The BYOB | Natural Light USA Swim Trunks

$69.99
The Chella chaser men's swoop swim trunks

The Chella Chaser | Retro Swoop Men's Swim Trunks

$59.99

Red Swimsuits Say Sexy Time Is All The Time  

Red is a symbol of love and passion in cultures all around the world, but in nature, red is a clear indicator of danger. If you’re lucky, you’ll encounter a little bit of both when you slide your baby maker into one of our sexy red swimsuits. Maybe a bright red bikini will turn you into a matador captivating the bull of your choice into a spellbound state, or maybe your red bathing suit will reveal your hidden lifeguard skills, which are basically just attempted mouth to mouth and checking out butts from behind mirrored lenses (like these sweet pit vipers). 

Whether you prefer to live out your lifeguard fantasy in bright red bikinis, simple one piece red bathing suits, or one of our men’s red swimsuits, you’ll experience soft-core swimwear adventures like running down the beach in slow-mo and crashing Baywatch cosplay conventions (as if you needed an excuse). While red is the only color of men’s and women’s swimwear guaranteed not to hassle the Hoff, we are legally obligated to inform you that this bright red swimwear does come with the possibility of being sexually propositioned by Borat.

Planning a vacation? Don't forget your red bikini!

Assuming you’re headed anywhere other than Kazakhstan on your next expedition, do yourself a favor and don’t leave home without at least one of these red swimsuits. The opportunity to say “I’m not a lifeguard, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night” is reason enough to throw a couple of bright red bikinis in your bag. Besides, you never know when you might need to jump into action as one of the red spaces in an adults-only game of human Twister, which is the perfect vacation combo of naughty fun and debaucherous danger. So whether your vibe is more of a bright red flag or a sexy red light special, there’s no wrong way to wear these red swimsuits.

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