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Baltimore, Maryland. Charm City. The Crab Cake Capital of the World. Monument City. I know it in another way. It's my job to look at things from another angle, and I'm the best there is at it. I'm Jack Ravenwood, Baltimore Ravens superfan and private investigator.
I should have known she was trouble right away, but her Ravens gear threw me off the scent. "I hear you're good at finding things that don't want to be found," she purred. She had more moxy in her left earlobe than a full jazz ensemble.
"I have a certain - talent - for sniffing out trails and a certain - proclivity - for getting people to be more... agreeable."
"Is discretion one of your talents?" she asked, her Baltimore Ravens apparel looking great in the light through the blinds of my 1940s detective office.
"Everything has a price," I replied. "Speaking of, where did you get those Baltimore Ravens clothes? I happen to be a Baltimore superfan."
"Oh darling," she replied. "You can click the links above."
"The link above?"
"That's right, you're not a P.I., this isn't a detective story. It's a collection description for fans of the Ravens to buy apparel."
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Once upon a Sunday sunny, while I tailgated, strong and funny,
Over many a plate piled high with grilled meats,
While I waited in anticipation, my Ravens gear got an ovation,
As if they scored a game-winning score or other heroic feats,
"Tis my Baltimore Ravens apparel," I muttered, "No heroic feats,
The game is starting - let's find our seats."
Ah, distinctly I recall it was in the cool crisp fall;
kids with Ravens dolls and my Baltimore Ravens clothing looking neat,
Eagerly I waited for kick-off; - like mission control awaiting liftoff
from their room where they monitor blastoff - blastoff to the fleet -
For the Ravens were taking the field like a mighty powerful fleet -
to hand their rivals another defeat.
Found our seats, the crowd was rambunctious, crazy, and loud.
I looked amazing in my Ravens gear, a superfan to all who were near.