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Animal Print Boxer Briefs

What's more animalistic than rocking a pair of wolf underwear? No seriously, I'm asking. I'm trying to figure out which of our men's animal underwear would be most vicious. David Attenborough won't return my calls. I'd say our screamin' eagle men's animal underwear, snake animal print boxers, and leopard print boxers are tied for first. Our penguin animal print underwear comes in at #4 strictly because they survive a 70 mile walk in treacherous weather just to get laid (or bring their eggs back, idk). I'd say our cat and dog men's animal underwear are tied, simply because they have been domesticated. For more info, check out National Geographic's website.

What's more animalistic than rocking a pair of wolf underwear? No seriously, I'm asking. I'm trying to figure out which of our men's animal underwear would be most vicious. David Attenborough won't return my calls. I'd say our screamin' eagle men's animal underwear, snake animal print boxers, and leopard print boxers are tied for first. Our penguin animal print underwear comes in at #4 strictly because they survive a 70 mile walk in treacherous weather just to get laid (or bring their eggs back, idk). I'd say our cat and dog men's animal underwear are tied, simply because they have been domesticated. For more info, check out National Geographic's website.

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Join Shinesty's Men's Underwear Wolf Pack 

“What are we?” 

“Boxer wearing men.” 

“What do we want?”

“Boxers that respect the crotch.” 

We’ve heard your cries for help. For too long men’s packages have been beaten and bashed by our inner thighs. They’re not some sort of punching bag and they’re certainly not meant to be tossed around. They deserve better treatment. They deserve the respect that should come from thousands of evolutionary years. That’s why we made the first ever men’s animal print underwear, to proudly show the lineage of mankind. We wear leopard print, wolf print, bear underwear, and dog boxers all as a badge of honor - both as an ode to the animals we live alongside, and a reminder of the fact that they all put up a damn good fight. Men’s animal underwear by Shinesty is not just another pair of heavy cotton, it’s not just another pair to ride your ass like an eagle hunting its prey, it’s a pair of boxers that will respect the crotch. The same crotch that helped get us here. Are you ready to join the herd? 

Leopards, Wolves and Bears, Oh My

We have so many animal print boxers, you’re going to think we’re loading up Noah’s Arc: dog underwear, wolf underwear, cat underwear, penguin underwear, you name it, we got it’s schnozz on your shvantz. Here’s the thing about men’s animal print underwear, the moment you throw them on, you can hear the howls and grunts of the animal kingdom for miles. The neighbors of your suburban cul-de-sac will think there’s a portal to the Amazon in your house. Confusion will strike those walking past, especially the gaggle of mothers that come power walking past your home around 9:42 am everyday. So, whether you enjoy the concept of snake underwear being on as you sit in your board meeting, or think that eagle underwear is just good old fashioned American humor, we got room for you here on Shinesty’s animal arc.

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