Animal Print Boxer Briefs

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What's more animalistic than rocking a pair of wolf underwear? No seriously, I'm asking. I'm trying to figure out which of our men's animal underwear would be most vicious. David Attenborough won't return my calls. I'd say our screamin' eagle men's animal underwear, snake animal print boxers, and leopard print boxers are tied for first. Our penguin animal print underwear comes in at #4 strictly because they survive a 70 mile walk in treacherous weather just to get laid (or bring their eggs back, idk). I'd say our cat and dog men's animal underwear are tied, simply because they have been domesticated. For more info, check out National Geographic's website.