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Black polarized sunglasses for men

$49.99

Shinesty party crew socks white

$12.99

The bambi bunchers | orange camo deer ball hammock boxers

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Texas, where it's hot as hell and everything's a little bigger. A place where Willie Nelson's pot habit is overlooked entirely and Selena gets more airplay than Beyoncé. Things may seem back-asswards there, but they play by their own rules. Just like the guy who wears the Lone Star spanker.

Product Details

  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

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