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Complete the look

Macho man randy savage sunglasses


Usa pattern one piece swimsuit


Black polarized sunglasses for men


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You are the decider. You chose to wear this to your 10-year high school reunion, the local dive bar, and any other scenario this American flag eagle swim brief is perfect for. People will look, and this will undoubtedly stare right back at their soul. Then they will look up and see you, the decider, staring back. Then, they will go on about their life, never forgetting what they just say. Decide if you want this or not. 

Product Details

  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
Don't wear these on a nude beach.

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