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THE ENDANGEROUS LEOPARD PRINT SWIM BRIEF | PRE-ORDER | DELIVERY JUNE 2018

$34.99

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"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

Product Details

  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co

Description

I watch a lot of Planet Earth, and if there is one thing my hero David Attenborough has taught me, it's that the leopard runs at roughly 42 MPH on a bad day. That said, these leopard print swim briefs won't make you run faster or jump higher unless you shave your thighs like Michael Phelps. What they will do is shove those stones right back where they belong so you can tell those Euro boys to kiss it, because they ain't the only ones allowed to crush their nads. If you win a heap of gold medals after blasting the jazz cabbage, however, we'd love to sponsor you and send you an endless supply of. Hit us up. 

Plus, pair this men's leopard swimsuit with our ladies one-piece for an even more predatorial look. 

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