THE DAWN | ORANGE CAMO KIMONO

I'm having a personal dilemma right now. My boss asked me to write a description for this kimono robe, but IDK if I'm crazy or what's happening because there is literally nothing there. I don't see a silky smooth orange and green kimono. I don't see the eternal comfort that it is offering. I can't see how cozily it will drape over your shoulders as you stroll into the bedroom.

All I see is a person standing there. This is awkward. I guess...buy it? Maybe you see something that is just invisible to me.