Preppy Stripe Pants
Bourbon, basketball, and derby. That's what Kentucky does. These little derby party pants feature slimming vertical stripes in JFK's favorite colors. They were designed primarily for derby themed parties in (or not in) the great state Kentucky, but it's also great for lobster bisque, croquet matches, sail boat riding, and celebrations of Bris. These are the pants Ralph Lauren would wear if Ralph Lauren was drunk, like eight shots of Jägermeister and twelve Montucky Cold Snacks drunk. And it can now be yours for one easy payment of whatever we charge for derby pants these days. Make us proud out there champ.