Check the mirror because you probably grew a 70s porn 'stache just from looking at this plaid Thanksgiving suit. It doesn't just speed up facial hair growth, though. This plaid blazer also comes with several nifty assets to help you survive Turkey Day. It deflects hugs from Uncle Randy. It gracefully changes the subject when the in-laws ask about children. It drinks 7 IPAs without slurring a word. Thanksgiving blazer? More like thanks, blazer. I won.