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Lame-ass lifeguard: *Incessant whistle blowing* "No Running!" "No diving in the shallow end!" "Hey - no horseplay!"

Cool-ass lifeguard: *Has a sign that reads, "No whistle, no problem."* "Sure, you can eat that and swim." "Push 'em in!" "Smell the bottom!"

Don't be the pool tool, make the pool cool. 

Product Details

  • Shell: 80% polyester, 20% elastane, Lining: 100% polyamide
  • Low cut front and back necklines, cheeky bottom with 80s style high hip cut
  • Pair with a towel for the hot tub and jeans for the nightclub
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by: Marley in Boulder, CO.
Don't wear these on a nude beach.

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