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Why'd we design this Christmas Cookie Suit? Half the fun of making a gingerbread house is having the opportunity to destroy it once the holiday season is over. You assess the structure of the home, you analyze the missing pieces of rock hard candy, you tie a knot on your head, you squat into karate stance, you take the shape of one of these ninja fighting gingerbread men, and HIIYYYAAA. Chop the heck out of that sugary old house. These green gingerbread cookie pants calmly say hey, I'm here, I like to look good, I sometimes enjoy watching the world burn, and I also like to party. Roll up to the Christmas party looking fine as hell wearing the matching Christmas blazer. 

Product Details

  • Slim Fit, we suggest ordering a size up if you're swole af
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 


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