THE KEEP ON SHAMROCKIN' | ST. PATRICK'S DAY HAWAIIAN SHIRT

Protect your personal space with an army of green shamrocks and avoid being pinched beyond reasonable limits this St. Patrick's Day (unless you're into that, in which case you can just stop reading now). Each of these anatomically correct shamrocks represents a pinch that was prevented, so you're free to rock and roll and double fist green beers all night, knowing that any new bruises you find tomorrow will just be from drunkenly running into stuff.