A total idiot once said if you love something set it free. Nay! If you are A) a female and B) love your man, than you know you need to keep his nads happy even when they aren't in your hands. Valentine's day? No exception. In fact, v-day's an obligation for you to protect those baby makers at all costs.
Enter the ball hammock boxer brief. They have a bonafide ball pouch (AKA they keep the kids out of the grundle) and are made from ultra soft MicroModal so you can keep the boys primed until it's time to be wined, dined and maybe even slapped from behind.