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Feel freer than a bald eagle in these stretchy USA spandex shorts. These elastic wonders pair perfectly with any activity of your choosing. Get some fresh Kombucha and fresher stares while the red, white and blue elastic hugs your booty down every aisle at Whole Foods. Fill that cart up with overpriced "healthy" foods while the cashiers check out more than what you're buying.

Product Details

  • 83% polyester, 17% spandex
  • 9" inseam
  • Super stretchy and soft
  • Fits true to size
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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