Leg Lamp Christmas Suit
This iconic leg lamp Christmas suit is the secret decoder ring of Christmas suits. It unlocks the mystery behind winning every double dog dare, no matter how extreme. Somebody double dog dares you to wear a blindfold and stand under the mistletoe? You put this green leg lamp jacket on, and no problem. Shopping for your girlfriend's mom? Sure thing, let me get my leg lamp blazer. Sunrise penguin plunge? No, fuck that. We all have limits, but wearing awesome Christmas outfits is not one of them. Pair with the matching suit pants and a partner outfit, and be careful not to shoot your eye out.