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Christmas Leg Lamp Dress

Christmas leg lamp dress

$69.99

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Description

This iconic leg lamp Christmas suit is the secret decoder ring of Christmas suits. It unlocks the mystery behind winning every double dog dare, no matter how extreme. Somebody double dog dares you to wear a blindfold and stand under the mistletoe? You put this green leg lamp jacket on, and no problem. Shopping for your girlfriend's mom? Sure thing, let me get my leg lamp blazer. Sunrise penguin plunge? No, fuck that. We all have limits, but wearing awesome Christmas outfits is not one of them. Pair with the matching suit pants and a partner outfit, and be careful not to shoot your eye out.

Product Details

  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

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