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The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatrics. It's the best part of retirement between your legs. 

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  • Semi-fitted, fits as expected
  • Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
  • Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring with metal aglets and grommets
  • Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
  • Inseam: it's a 5-incher boys
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry
  • Don't wear with boxers
  • Material: 90% polyester, 10% spandex
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co

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