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Black polarized sunglasses for men

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Shinesty party crew socks white

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The bambi bunchers | orange camo deer ball hammock boxers

$25.99

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The perks of retirement homes are endless: bingo, a constant flow of maids, frequent sex, no condoms, all the hard candy you want, Jell-O and other assorted soft foods. But the best part is, yes, you guessed it: Pool Pilates with Pamela before lunch on Tuesdays. As an ode to you staying young and spry, we made The Geriatrics. It's the best part of retirement between your legs. 

Product Details

  • Semi-fitted, fits as expected
  • Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
  • Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring with metal aglets and grommets
  • Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
  • Inseam: it's a 5-incher boys
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry
  • Don't wear with boxers
  • Material: 90% polyester, 10% spandex
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co

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