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American flag party kimono


Fanny pack slides


Black polarized sunglasses for men


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In the words of the famous tweet: "Barry's like that ex that still gets invited to family events because everyone loved him so much." You could try to not invite him, but, whether you like it or not, he's coming out. YOU HEAR THAT, SARAH, I'M COMING TO YOUR FAMILY REUNION AND THIS IS WHAT I'M WEARING.

Product Details

  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

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