The Geodesic Extractor

Men's Neon Print Base Layer Set

The first time I wore this face-melting neon base layer was the only time I came in contact with the notorious Melter Mountain Medicine Man. If you haven't heard his tale, it begins and ends with the same thing. 3 pounds of Mescaline, 8 boxes of pop tarts and a knack for a good time. After one too many Jaeger bombs at Après, ye old mountain man felt the urge to melt his face with Mescaline, so him and his dog shipped up the mountain with only the pop tarts to eat. After 8 days of search and rescue, ski patrol gave up and the Melter Mountain Medicine Man was never seen again. We captured the life of a man whose story I made up with this neon print base layer set. Melt your face and find the medicine man, he's got a lot of mescaline.