Picture yourself backstage at the Scorpion's Animal Magnetism Tour circa Aspen ’84. In a situation as unlikely as this, the snow is as abundant as the leotards, the slopes are packed and the barley pops are in high demand.
Enter a bright puffy fall vest with more neon than peyote pedaling Riff Raff at a night rave and more iconic status than Oakley Radar sunglasses. Worried about someone stealing your powder? Rest easy, you can't get robbed blind when the upper layer of your anatomy has more insulating properties than Egypt's finest alpaca.