Call them American Flag ski bibs, call them USA ski pants, whatever you call them they make your Aspen look better.
Into the details: We've woven the kangaroo pouch with two stash pockets because you need a place to hide your m-80s, stash your flask of moonshine, and keep the proper necessities for mid-run safety meetings. The High-Performance DWR (Durable Water Resistant) material means that you can spill your barley pop all down yourself and it won't matter.
Don't worry if you get all hot and bothered chattin' it up with the snow bunny on the lift. We've got two crotch vents just for that. Not to mention the waterproof and breathable membrane for even more heat release.
For the powder hounds, we've incorporated built-in powder gators so you can shred easy knowing your boots will be as dry as the Sahara.