The only thing that's redder than a Ferrari Daytona Spyder from Miami Vice is the sweatband John McEnroe wore when he was defeated by Bjorn Borg at Wimbledon 1980. Poor accessory choice, John. If you had chosen a fresh pair of blood red Hotshot Pit Viper sunglasses, those Swedes would have been blind before they even stepped foot on the court.
But the hair looked sensational, we'll give you that one. John, if you ever step your game up hit us up and we'll send you some red retro sunglasses.