Corduroy is for those of us who spend more time spilling Molson in the mullet and hitting fresh pow in the porta potty out back then actually catching a couple turns. And a vintage corduroy vest as soft and colorful as this baby is only going to make it easier to get extremely hammered before 11 AM on a "sick" day. Not only do retro ski vests send the idea that you can't distinguish fall from winter, vests make it easy to; Drizzle maple syrup over your lady friend, push free healthcare because your insurance doesn't cover drunk pond skims, manifest the powers of Flash Gordon, Hero of the Space Opera and send it straight to the lodge after 2 runs to stuff yourself with poutine and Canadian Whiskey.