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American flag party kimono


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Many of you know George Bush, but are you familiar with George's bush? It's a treacherous jungle only the strong can navigate. If you can make it out, you'll be dodging shit like Dubya during his December 18th, 2008 press conference. Of course, you could just rock George's bush on your bush and avoid the potential shoe clobbering.

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  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
"My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

Robert H.

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