If you've never enjoyed the festival of the Bahamas you haven't lived. It's called a Junkanoo party and they know how to throw it. My first Bahamian celebration ended with my brother driving our Bahamian cabbie home through the crowded streets of Nassau, in his cab. Other than that, there are so many good one-liners for this suit. Because we know you've always wanted a suit that looks like a bunch of carpet samples sewn together. Stand in front of a TV and confuse your grandma. Planning on over-indulging? Throw up on it, no one will notice. As you can see from the pictures, the model also demonstrates some other things this suit is good for, like sitting on 1970s box televisions while wearing sunglasses waiting for beautiful babes to walk by and standing against grey walls pondering the societal effects of technological innovation.