Ho ho hold on to your chestnuts. Christmas is coming and that means one thing: rum cake. Gotcha...it means parties. Ugly Christmas sweater parties to dominate. Company Christmas parties to get inappropriately intoxicated in front of your boss at. White elephant parties where the only appropriate gift is a first edition Cookin' with Coolio cookbook. The list goes on. But if there is one take away from this it's that an ugly Christmas suit or Hanukkah blazer is the safest bet for getting you through the holiday season in one pieces, or many pieces depending on your end goal.