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THE TONY MONTANA 80S NEON SKI ONESIE

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Product Details

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  • Interior: polar fleece with stash pockets
  • Ski Boot Cuffs: yeah, how else you gonna keep snow out of 'em?
  • Insulated: chyeah
  • Seams: Fully taped seams
  • Waterproof: 5000 mm
  • Breathability: 5000 mm
  • Sex: early and often
  • Women's model is wearing size XS.
  • Male model is wearing size M. 
  • Brand: Willyfinder

Description

This 80s style neon ski suit is after one thing: powder. Probably shoulda named it The Scarface.

Anyhow, if it's powder you seek, you're going to need to run to the back alley and ask for a guy named...I mean you're going to need something warm. Warm...and dry.

Well, the fleece lining will keep you warm and it's softer than a spank from Mom. The synthetic shell will keep you drier than a spill at a baby powder factory.

Was any of that intelligible? Sure didn't seem so to me. Best to just leave it at this: be the gaper the world needs, not the one it deserves. 

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