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THE SAM ADAMS AMERICAN FLAG ONESIE (A.K.A. BODY SOCK)


$12.99

Everything below is a sophisticated way of saying this is an American flag onesie/sock-for-your-body, made of thick, cozy, ultra-high quality sweatshirt material. This onesie features a zipper that goes all the way down, granting full and immediate access to what matters most...or, all the way up if you want to look like Uncle Sam's lead sperm.

What was once thought to be a dying trend among fashion leaders has now turned around, flipped double birds, and shoved a carrot up the ass of every naysayer who once doubted the onesie. One of these packs enough American sovereignty to have Nikita Khrushchev and Justin Bieber do a duet of Miley's Party in the USA.

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MODEL INFO
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185
Waist Size: 32
Jacket Size: 40
Biceps: Never
Sign: Double Trouble

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