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Complete the look

Red patch eagle hat


Koozie for all drinks


Wood and stainless steel shinesty themed flask


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Turns out Smokey got into a little trouble with the law after he came out of retirement for the "Ode to Smokey" hat. We really don't see much wrong with playing cee-lo behind the Bed, Bath, and Beyond in Fresno, CA. That's why we sell this Free Smokey fanny pack, to spread awareness about the decriminalization of cee-lo.

Product Details

  • Durable, ultra lightweight, nylon bag is built to last and perfect for all-day comfort
  • Functional white hip pack design with a Macho donning Redneck Eagle USA Patch
  • High-quality fanny pack strap and lock stays on tight and prevents slippage
  • Large central stash pocket fits your phone and is always large enough for your next beer
  • Attached internal carabiner bottle opener so you can pop that brew and keep track of your damn house keys

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