Men's Valentine's Day Underwear

The best part about our collection of Valentine's Day underwear for him is that we only have 1 pair, but since this collection will get like no search traffic we can say "Check out our collection of heart boxers and men's Valentine's Day underwear, so you cam keep your man's twig and berries protected so they are primed when it's time to get wined, dined and 69ed." Why you ask? Because our "Valentine's day boxers for him" have a bonafide ball pouch and micro-modal technology so you'll only want to take your sexy heart print underwear off when the feeling is right.

Heart Boxers are the Classic Valentine's Day Gift for your Man

Everybody knows dudes are notoriously hard to shop for, so if you're shopping for a man this Valentine's Day, seduce his inner Cupid and get a pair of Valentine's boxers for him. By far the most popular cartoon version of men's underwear (and therefore clearly the most fun), a pair of red heart boxers is a classic Valentine's Day gift for any guy. You'll love the way a pair of heart print Valentine's Day boxers will cradle his eggplant emoji like a quiver for his love arrows until it's time to remove YOUR gift from its, um, packaging.

Look like Cupid this Valentine's Day in Heart Boxers

Even Cupid himself turned his life around when his lover gifted him a pair of our men's Valentine's Day boxers. His package finally looked like a man instead of an adorable diaper-wearing baby cherub, and that was the switch he needed to start spreading the love instead of just fucking around with it like he'd been doing for centuries without the men's Valentine's underwear.

Sure, your date might be expecting flowers or dinner, but win Valentine's Day this year and give the gift they were too shy to ask for when you show up for date night in a pair of funny heart print boxers. Complete any V-day look with with a pair of Valentine's boxer briefs. Right when your S.O. thinks the themed party has stopped…BAM…rip off those pants and reveal your sexy pouch underwear.